May 2013
eyebrowgod:
you kno what time it is
shavingryansprivates:
i wish blue raspberry was a real fruit
1 tag
i think i’m gonna put the follower count thingy on my blog so i can track it
i wanna have the follower counter thing to track how many i gain but i don’t want it on my blog help
abomasnow:
do she got the booty?
she don’t
sluttyoliveoil:
following someone for months and liking their posts to get them to notice you and then they finally follow you
hungarian:
tumblr has desensitized me to humor like i used to laugh at a lot more things but now everything seems old & i feel like i’m 57 yrs old
yourtubes:
*gets 0 notes on selfie*
I’m saving myself for god anyway
egberts:
nicolasiscaged:
what do #1 pencils look like
nemesisfall:
yumatsukumozexal:
Describe your life with one or more cards.
welcomebackronberto:
How to successfully seduce someone: Step 1. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
jesussbabymomma:
jesussbabymomma:
is it petsmart or petsmart
thanks
talaem:
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
musicallychucktaylored:
svveden:
why are you crying? here suck my dick it’ll make you feel better
Lmfao! Niggas.
what
roastings:
“are you straight or gay?”
yes
textpoops:
So glad I’m 18 I’m going to look at porn for the first time ever
Anonymous asked: OMFG Swedish House Mafia is called Swedish House Mafia cause they play HOUSE MUSIC not because it's a mafia in a Swedish house, I will never look at life the same way again
rowling-in-the-deep:
jombre:
rowling-in-the-deep:
sirius black? i think you mean sirius african american
african european you dumb racist shit
omg
amoying:
oh baby you’re so hot, like 110 degrees, we should probably call a doctor…
mutisija:
mutisija:
*throws confetti*
*collects all confetti from floor* *puts the confetti in trash can* *kicks the trash can*
meladoodle:
do you ever just think about kissing someone for 500 years
iwishihadafather:
yea im a girl
yea i play video games
HAHAAHHA JK
binkshapiro:
whosromeo:
girls are attracted to assholes because in elementary school girls were told “if he’s mean to you that means he likes you”
the da vinci code has been cracked
meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
vvierd:
vvierd:
do you ever look in a mirror and think why.…
am i so perfect
vocaroo:
if you ever hurt an animal you’re a fucking piece of shit
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
drunktrophywife:
you want me to follow back? Let me go ask my mom. She said no
greenmariosmansion:
“sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”
yogvrt:
what if swag was pronounced swaj
internetexplorers:
*looks in the mirror*
what the fuck is that
burghers:
cupsprinkledcakes:
burghers:
*jerks off to internet fights*
Don’t be that guy
*climaxes*
pockytardis:
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
wwworldwide:
flash 9 is required to suck my dick
cliterallysame:
“I didn’t unfollow you, tumblr did”
amoying:
warm soda is the worst thing that can happen
dilclo:
when she texts first <3
