ocfos:

internet-slang:

• BAD WORDS TO NEVER USE NOT EVEN ADULT CAN USE
• heck
• heckaroo
• frick frop
• nincompoop
• heckle deckle 
• diddly darn 
• dangan ronpa
• zoowe mama

do not ever use words like these or else u will be grounded by oboma 

Diddly darn you nincompoop now your deckle deck heckaroo has gone too frick frop far.

(via yoloslavic)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

is this cocaine gluten free

(via tinychatter)

dampsandwich:

WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY

(via uhmonda)

(via slurpeenis)

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

(via nighthooker)

condorn:

“there are two kinds of people”

um ya females and males right? lmao

(via a-spider)

drarna:

instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack.

(via svviffer)

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

(via fartgallery)

hitterlick:

top 3 things about me

• fuckin raw
• super chill
• funky fresh
• rule breaker

(via svveetlemonade)

sluttyoliveoil:

before eating hot dogs make sure you have protection. use a condiment

(via jpgay)